Old Nisqually

Lately, a fictitious alt country band called Old Nisqually has taken to recording spontaneously composed songs using iTrip. I am sorely tempted to post a podcast of the following work of genius, an ode to the Shakespeare-themed Best Western in Ashland, OR, the first verse which goes as follows:

My friends up and went
and left be behind
in the room with my dog and the TV set
They went to the pool
to have them a swim
And I'm in the Best Western I've ever been