Dear Sick Dude on Muni
It's true that at the time, you and I may have failed to notice one another, there on that train last Friday or thereabouts, but your cold germs definitely found me, SDoM, as surely you knew was likely to happen, and I just thought I'd follow up here on the internet to let you know that your decision to ride a crowded Muni train last week while in the throes of a contagious illness was definitely appreciated by me, here in day six of sinus hell. You were so contagious in fact that you sickened both me AND my pal Scott, each of us missing a day of work with our respective corporate employers in two different states, and have further caused at least one of us to experience the dreaded Sudafed-induced "cotton head" at a much-anticipated metal show.I am sure that whatever you did that day instead of staying home on your couch was worth the wrecked metal shows, missed workdays, and inflamed nostrils endured by your victims and I don't want you to lose any sleep thinking you made the wrong choice by passing up that sick day to ride around San Francisco on a crowded bus while wheezing virulent viral particles onto innocent healthy citizens. It was ultimately the right choice considering all the things you accomplished that day instead of resting.

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Well said, tiny-dog. I'm still sick and I'm still pissed off about it. I rode to work today on a MUNI bus, though, even though I was coughing and sniffling all over everybody. I had to get to work! So I'm now actually just as guilty as the original Sick Dude on Muni. Hopefully I only infected the bad people...
I admit that my personal known bodycount is now two people, as well, in addition to probably countless others that I have now personally sickened despite obsessive hand washing rituals and two sick days. So I suppose it wasn't right of me to call out SDoM's behavior as unusual or inexcusable, but I still hate the bastard.
Somehow the sick dude on the Muni got me TOO!!
I believe I have infected no one. I'm just that [wheezehackcoughcough] THAT GOOD!
Ah, the lovely cold that everyone in SF will get at some point between July-Nov. I'm just getting over it.
So metal concert was...Dungen?
ian
It was actually only semi-metal. Every Time I Die, High on Fire and The Red Chord, at Slim's. The line between hardcore-type stuff and metal-type stuff is getting more and more sketchy, so I just call it all "metal". Anyway, there were mosh pits and devil horns a-plenty.
I also have a bone to pick with SDoM, since I'm the one who had to cover for Scott while he was out...and I believe that I may have caught his cold! So much for Scott's hopes that he would only infect bad people!
Scott's a punk... I always said so.
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