The wise dog knows herself to be a fool

Dear Tiny dog,

Why do you continue to write TV columns about Doogie Howser and CGI chickens when America's last days as a first world nation appear to be in the forseeable future?

Signed,

--Faithful reader. Or, tiny dog masquerading as a reader. Not sure. It's early.

Dear "Faithful reader,"

P. T. Barnum said it best: "Clowns and elephants are the pegs on which the circus is hung."

Signed,

Tiny dog.

Update Ah, sweet fame.

Also, there is a podcast.