Knit one, purl two
How do grandmas do this sh*@? It really hurts your hands, and you have to hold it right up to your eyes to see what you are doing. I have 20/20 vision, plus I'm sitting under a billion watt flood lamp from Pottery Barn that you could use to light a surgery table, and I'm still squinting .5 inches from every stitch. Plus it's really hard. I had to read three books and a web site how-to video catalog to figure out how to get this far. Just look at this modest scrap. Three books and a web site, people.
Knitting is not for the feeble-minded. Next time you say "so easy my grandma could do it," know that you are fooling yourself.
PS: Put your name in now for your custom iPod sock.
posted by Strikethru at
10:32 PM
3 Comments:
I want a red and green non-Christmassy iPod sock
I want an iPod sock that comes with an iPod in it.
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