Nontent, part IV
Tiny dog is my browser home page, and if I have to look at the smug, disembodied head of Shatner at the very top of the site for one more day I might lose my mind. That said, I have enountered nothing in the almost three weeks since posting Shatner that is worth commenting on, and so there he remains. Thus you are now exposed to a common tiny dog rhetorical filler device known as nontent, which is the act of posting about the fact that there is nothing to post about. Other bloggers never seem to stoop this low, but I return to this crutch at least every other month.
I would not be shocked if you up and cancelled your subscription in the face of this non-contentery, as you have faithfully paid your dues by checking to see if there is content, only to be punished with nontent.
I am wondering how much rambling in this vein it will take to push Shatner far enough down the page so that if my browser window is kind of narrow, I won't see him anymore.
Oh yeah, about that blue thing. I drew it the other day. It's a character from OOL. I am thinking that if I post it in this entry it will still further ghettoize Shatner to a spot lower on the page.
Be gone, Shatner devil!

2 Comments:
I applaud your attempts to push down Shatner. down down down you go captain Kirk. T.J. Hooker begone. Dog not-so-big you must never relent in your mission. If we all work together perhaps.. just perhaps the light of the Antares sun will warm our bones once again. Bones chilled all these years by Shatner's smirk.. Shatner's Shadow.
-Leonard Nimoy
Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels... his was the most... human! (cue bagpipes)
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