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It just occurred to me that the top four news stories in America as of today are as follows:
In other and equally relevant news, I continue to wonder whether cats have navels although random question and answer guys on the internet seem to think they have the answer, "yes," all locked up based on some mammalian generalities from their 10th grade biology classes. But no one has ever seen a cat navel. Trust me. I am currently sitting 10 feet from a sleeping cat, and yet I have no idea whether she has a navel or not. And like any fellow human you might poll on the street, I would not dare try and find out. Everyone knows what happens when you try to touch a cat belly.
The mystery remains.
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In other and equally relevant news, I continue to wonder whether cats have navels although random question and answer guys on the internet seem to think they have the answer, "yes," all locked up based on some mammalian generalities from their 10th grade biology classes. But no one has ever seen a cat navel. Trust me. I am currently sitting 10 feet from a sleeping cat, and yet I have no idea whether she has a navel or not. And like any fellow human you might poll on the street, I would not dare try and find out. Everyone knows what happens when you try to touch a cat belly. The mystery remains.
posted by Strikethru at
5:21 PM
2 Comments:
I always assumed that the lumps on my cats' bellies [one lump per cat] were scar tissue from their spayings, but now you have led me to wonder.
Roxie may be getting a 'Hello Kitty" belly ring on her next birthday...
I tried to check Mo-cat this morning... so much fur... I couldn't see a thing before she wised up and tried to eat my hand.
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