America loves circus freak animals

Far and away, the top search terms that have caused random people to stumble on my site relate to my Elliott Smith and Breyer Horse pages, and secondarily, to three random posts I did about Laika, the first dog in space, Humanzee, the chimp-human hybrid, and Mr. Winkle, the mutant pomeranian (see the archive if you are interested). If I wanted more traffic, I might consider an entire site about circus freaks animals.

However, there are other, more obscure searches that have also brought hapless internet wanderers to this remote outpost. Here are a few of my favorites from this year:

• randolph mantooth, emt


• what are jazz hands


• pupperoni


• shatner, bald


• to a non-japanese person the concept of a living bread superman who fights giant


• where can i find deep fried twinkies in arizona