I get misty
What's with this gale force blast of spray-based consumer items lately? The lubes, the dressings, the suntan lotions? Why did I not get the bulletin about the fact that pouring products onto your salads/privates/tan lines has suddenly become an unreasonable burden for consumers to bear? Is this just another wave of products solving imaginary problems, like the Flexi-Hose or the wide-mouthed jar of Miracle Whip?A lot of questions, I know. I guess I am just skeptical about the superiority of misting nourishment and personal grooming products in or on to my person as opposed to more traditional forms of application. Call me a curmudgeon but I'm sticking with my tube of Banana Boat.
posted by Strikethru at
12:19 PM
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Back in college, I saw this one guy indulging himself with cheese from an aerosol can. I was disturbed and spent that week cheese-less.
...mom-blog!
Pam and spray-on suntans are old school though. Don't mess with them lol
You can do away with all that other areosol stuff, but leave me the Axe Body Spray for Men. I haven't tried it yet, but I understand that it will cause crowds of mega-hot women to tackle me in the supermarket, and cause young, sexy librarians to crawl up on the table and ravage me while I'm trying to study. That would be awesome.
Aerosol cheese is yummy.
Scott: you may recall one of the Axe ads had a leather type dude coming on to the Axe-wearing dweeb in an elevator. So be on notice that Axe sprays both ways.
Yikes! I can do without the Axe, then. Unless I get desperate.
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