Saturday, July 29, 2006

Morning has broken

Reasons to blog at 4:00 a.m.:

  • You are a shift worker and things are really slow at work.

  • You're actually in Tokyo, where it is 8:00 p.m.

  • You are a giggly BlogHer attendee who is hammered on cosmopolitans.

  • You are a college student who just finished writing a paper and forgot to save it and you know you are doomed.

  • You've been up throwing up Pizza Hut all night and suddenly you are starting to feel better.

  • You are generally up at 4:00 a.m. with small infants who make scritchy noises on their baby monitors but if you try to put pacifiers in their mouths, they spit them out and try to suck their thumbs, but their motor skills are so poor that the thumb doesn't stay in and they poke themselves in the eye repeatedly.


One of these reasons applies to me.

2 Comments:

Anonymous nup said...

Is the answer "all of the above"?

5:43 PM  
Blogger tiny-dog said...

1) No.
2) I wish.
3) I really probably would wig out at BlogHer because it would involve giggly pajama parties with women talking about highlights and DH's and chick stuff.
4) No.
5) I would not ever, ever eat Pizza Hut even if paid.
6) This sounds familiar.

5:56 PM  

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