Monday, July 31, 2006

The scariest thing I have ever seen on the Internet

Last year, I participated in Nanowrimo for the third time, and wrote a novella called Silicone Sisters about this completely lurid and bizarre topic. A friend of mine recently read Silicone Sisters which got me to thinking about this topic of creepy, realistic silicone newborns once again.

I ventured over to the gallery of one Carol Kneisley, creator of simulated human offspring, and was horrified to discover the scariest image I have ever encountered on the Internet.

Before you click it, compose yourself. You will be scared half out of your mind.

Carol, I am going to assume you have never encountered an actual human infant, if this is your closest approximation. Here is a picture of a real, live newborn, who is maybe 1 hour old, tops, at the time of this photograph. Note that she does not look like something that would appear in someone's toilet in the movie C.H.U.D..

i realize now that, in Silicone Sisters, I in no way did the depravity of this hobby justice.

10 Comments:

Anonymous nup said...

Since I had already been shown this image and will forever have nightmares about it, I would advise you to move your warning text in front of the actual link.

Be afriad. Be very afraid.

1:41 PM  
Anonymous cristobal said...

Oh shit.
Why did they make that??!??!! I just froze, staring at it for 5 minutes before I could react or make a sound.

5:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thing is, I read the warning, but had no idea you were actually serious.

sheesh.

5:12 PM  
Anonymous makry said...

What. The. Fuck.

5:30 PM  
Blogger tiny-dog said...

People I tried to warn you.

5:31 PM  
Anonymous Deuce said...

Yes, that "baby" is scary. Scarier than CHUD. But we know someone who is scarier. A single guy looking for love in San Diego who is clueless on relationships.

Part 1
http://blog.goo.ne.jp/deuce1121/e/99485a4579d93f509f19049587ce70be

Part 2
http://blog.goo.ne.jp/deuce1121/e/6952ff342d9a9df1e59f6f3af3ce09d2

5:51 PM  
Blogger MomnPop said...

Shoots...now I have to clean the puke off my keyboard. Is this meant to be used as birth control?

8:14 AM  
Anonymous mathew said...

I watched "American Psycho" last night. This "baby" has now replaced a naked, blood-splattered, chainsaw-wielding Christian Bale as my disturbing mental image of the week. Thanks, Tiny Dog!

10:16 AM  
Anonymous Bro said...

uh... that was my baby photo. People try and have some compassion.. no wait.. where are you going.. don't run! come back! HISS GHFRUGH HISSS GHFHHFHSDF

10:00 PM  
Blogger tiny-dog said...

It is true: this is a baby picture of my sibling. Oh lord how our mother screamed.

10:58 AM  

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