Coke Blak: ack!
Tonight, I tried Coke Blak. But first, an aside. Now, I like men. Some of my best friends are men. But here is the problem with these bullish critters. Not one, *not a one,* does not go "huh uhuhuhuhuh huh" when shown previews for "Jackass: Number Two." It's sad, really.
But I digress. Regarding Coke Blak, Nupper's reaction: "It's like... if you spilled Coke and coffee on the ground at the state fair, and dropped your cotton candy in it."
"No, you wiped it up with cotton candy," interjects Makry.
"Right, wiped it up with cotton candy," Nup went on, "and then froze it."
"Or burned it," Makry finished.
My reaction? Jelly Belly headache.
posted by Strikethru at
6:30 PM
6 Comments:
I've seen the previews for Jackass 2 like a zillion times, but I haven't laughed once. I think I just have a low tolerance for hijinx.
Yeah, I've seen the previews and I find it amazing that something like that would be so popular (like a freak show, as another example). There's a part of my brain that thinks "You're supposed to find this amusing," but I just don't.
Johnny Knoxville, despite having a pretty cool name, is irritating.
Oh, and Coke Blak is one nasty brew. Who thought of it? Probably the same marketing geniuses who sponsor "Jackass."
Well, maybe you bay area dudes have more sense than the average dude. All I am saying is, a couple of guys who should know better up here in the NW were gigglin like school girls at dudes being launched off of home made ramps and eating horse spunk and stuff like that.
Well, I think you should cut your male pals some slack. You know that we dudes are genetically predisposed to get a chuckle out of watching someone get flipped in the air by a bull, or get pubic hair glued to their face. I consider it a personal failing of mine that I'm not into that stuff. I'd hate to think that this so-called "Bay Area sophistication" is rubbing off on me. Ugh. I'd better go watch some NASCAR and/or professional wrestling, stat!
I have a feeling that I'm one of the ones that should know better. I don't get the horse spunk and pubic hair. But, show me a dude getting launched off a ramp by a jet pack while he's strapped to a lawn chair attached to a skateboard? C'mon...how can I resist?
Is a Jelly Belly headache similar to or longer lasting than a brain freeze? Or is it delayed like a reaction to overdosing on sugar?
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