Hannity: bringin' you the news
Pointing out that Sean Hannity is an inane, blathering puppet is really not a wise use of time, since he himself does it every day on TV. Case in point, this transcript of his "analysis" of a sad pop-culture news footnote, the death of Anna Nicole Smith's son, Daniel. "Look, I didn't really watch a lot of that reality show. I've got more important things to watch," he blusters, after encouraging hard-hitting guests like Anna's makeup artist and a gossip columnist to infer that Anna Nicole killed her son indirectly via her sluttiness. "But I watched a number of times, and I literally felt sorry for her." Um, Hannity? Did you watch it a number of times, or did you have more important things to watch, like maybe your fellow lying sack of faux-patriotic crap, Tucker Carlson, on "Dancing with the Stars?"
For crap's sake.
For crap's sake.
posted by Strikethru at
2:34 PM
3 Comments:
I particularly liked the part when A.J. Benza said, "...when I was a little whippersnapper, I saw my mother come out of the shower one time naked, and I almost killed myself from that." Wow, someone has some serious psychosexual problems!
Oh I know, what the hell!? That round table was like a festival of idiots.
I must disagree with that make up artist. We certainly shall point the finger of blame! It's like if you have nothing to say, at least repeat it several times. American culture would be so lost without Anna Nicole Smith to guide us.
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