Thursday, October 19, 2006

An addendum to the lame list

For the love of all that is holy, why was this film made? Are you *&^% kidding me? America, what in the hell is wrong with you that you'd pay to see Tim "asinine 1980's sitcom dad" Allen in a fat suit electrocuting himself on Christmas lights THREE discreet times in a three year period? The very thought of this makes me want to hurl this laptop right at the next American that I encounter. I hate us! I hate this country! We are morons! Aughhh!!!

3 Comments:

Anonymous nup said...

The next time Hollywood whines about declining audiences... they should perhaps watch a few of the films they are releasing.

The crazy thing is when you think about a movie like this, the number of people that willing went along with making it... mind blowing! (but hey, I am sure Santa Clause III money spends as well as any other money)

Though I will give it one thing: It isn't a remake (right?). Unless you count the fact that it is in fact ripping itself off. I guess I would rather they at least come up with a new movie than re-doing an old one because they got a new 3D computer program.

9:28 AM  
Blogger tiny-dog said...

Bring me the head of Tim Allen before The Santa Clause 4: BeClause We Can hits theaters in 2007.

9:51 AM  
Anonymous mathew said...

Besides, that poster makes Martin Short look like a bad version of a "Dragonball Z" character.

10:23 AM  

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