Man shags
I realize this is a totally shallow post but tiny dog is a shallow blog, people. Let's face it. I hate Owen Wilson's hair. This all came together for me in recent days when a certain spousal unit watched his 500th random 20-minute segment of "Wedding Crashers" on HBO, and there was "The Butterscotch Stallion," flipping his man-shag in dozens of unfortunate close-ups on his spectacularly unattractive old-Robert-Redford-meets-Ellen-DeGeneres mug, and I realized that right then and there, I'd had enough.
Enough!
Man shags have got to stop. Now. Note to David Spade, Jim Carrey, and Jon Bon "Cheesy West Wing Cameo" Jovi, get those damned female news anchor styles off your oversized actor-heads immediately or I'll arm the paparazzi with some Flowbees set to kill. Well on second thought maybe David Spade can keep his, it's all he's got going for him.
But back to Owen Wilson, did Kate Hudson really end her marriage just so she could run her fingers through this? Ok, I possibly believe it, since she apparently doesn't believe in haircuts for men.
What is my point, or do I have one? I do, and it is this: Men, take a good look at yourselves in the mirror today. How's that hair doing? Is it possibly a little longer than is appropriate for a man of your age and station in life? No? Are you sure? Could you fit a rubber band around the hair on any part of your head, other than perhaps the very front? If so, you have attractiveness-compromising issues that need correction, stat.
Disclaimer: this post in no way relates to a certain husband's haircut strike.
posted by Strikethru at
9:17 AM
7 Comments:
Aw come on ! However p****d off you may be generally with shaggy haired men, you gotta admit that the Wilson 'do' is a thing of glory that adds rather than detracts............or, yummy yum yum to give it a technical description !!!
Butterscotch Stallion???? That's horrifying. I've been mystified by Kate Hudson's taste in men period. Owen is a step up...I'll give her that. How 'bout that feathering action anyways? I would have given my left toe for that hair-feathering ability in 1982. It really sets off his nose nicely.
"Butterscotch Stallion"..sounds like a porn star...
I think Owen needs to learn how to act with his hair, and by bringing that ridiculous man shag to every single role, he is failing to heed his calling as an actor. Maybe I should discuss this in another post.
Jim Carrie and Owen both look really good with short hair. Now I think they don't look so good with those shaggy cuts. Perhaps they don't like the barbershop because there are too many lookielous!!! After all they are both famous and rich so we know they can afford haircuts. Hair says alot. Mom
I guess Owen Wilson did have short hair once according to the Nup: http://www.geocities.com/hollywood/set/7601/bottle3.jpg
However it looks like the man shag is here to stay...
I am with you on the rubber band rule.
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