I BEGAN TO CALL THEM VOIDS !!
Probably someone somewhere has an explanation for why basically all candidates for political office, outside of the two major party candidates, are certifiably insane. Of course arguments can and are made that the major party candidates are also of questionable mental solvency, see POTUS, but I content that probably, his voter guide statement was at least proofread by somebody.
It almost seems like a two-party conspiracy to me, that anyone outside of the mainstream Democratic or Republican candidate in any given election is basically always a five alarm fruit loop. Anyone who has read a voter guide knows exactly what I am talking about.
The winning wingnut in the voter guide for my particular location this election year is independent senatorial candidate Robin Adair. I shudder to think this woman actually invested money in a campaign in which the ramblings of her inner bag lady were pasted without any editorial polish to both her web site and the state voter's guide. Did no one in this woman's life care enough to gently suggest the possibly questionable nature of sentences like " I BEGAN TO CALL THEM "VOIDS" , WHICH HAS A HORRIBLE REALITY !" and "PLEASE HELP US TO PAY THE BILLS IN THE BIG GLASS JAR ON THE FOLDING TABLE !!" and "GLOBAL WARMING -- see "Current Issues" -- I think the cause is an earth crust without water.." and... oh, I could go on, but please check out her web site yourself.
There is evidence that at least one of Robin Adair's inner voices has an editorial bent. "clean up and rewrite...]," it adminishes her, in the middle of the prose on her web site. Too bad her inner voices did not appear to be speaking to one another in time for the election.
Runner-up award goes to Mike the Mover, who may or may not have appeared on the ballot this year, I can't seem to recall. If he hadn't though, surely he will be back, unless he was run over by a box car down at the train tracks.
It almost seems like a two-party conspiracy to me, that anyone outside of the mainstream Democratic or Republican candidate in any given election is basically always a five alarm fruit loop. Anyone who has read a voter guide knows exactly what I am talking about.
The winning wingnut in the voter guide for my particular location this election year is independent senatorial candidate Robin Adair. I shudder to think this woman actually invested money in a campaign in which the ramblings of her inner bag lady were pasted without any editorial polish to both her web site and the state voter's guide. Did no one in this woman's life care enough to gently suggest the possibly questionable nature of sentences like " I BEGAN TO CALL THEM "VOIDS" , WHICH HAS A HORRIBLE REALITY !" and "PLEASE HELP US TO PAY THE BILLS IN THE BIG GLASS JAR ON THE FOLDING TABLE !!" and "GLOBAL WARMING -- see "Current Issues" -- I think the cause is an earth crust without water.." and... oh, I could go on, but please check out her web site yourself.
There is evidence that at least one of Robin Adair's inner voices has an editorial bent. "clean up and rewrite...]," it adminishes her, in the middle of the prose on her web site. Too bad her inner voices did not appear to be speaking to one another in time for the election.
Runner-up award goes to Mike the Mover, who may or may not have appeared on the ballot this year, I can't seem to recall. If he hadn't though, surely he will be back, unless he was run over by a box car down at the train tracks.
posted by Strikethru at
8:02 AM
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I think the reason you don't understand her is that, according to her own website, "YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO 'THINK IN VOIDS'"
It seems like it from her writing, but after seeing her picture I'm pretty sure this person is an alien. I like the part about the government pumping on the money pump too hard and clogging it all up in the rich people. That makes a lot of sense actually. I wonder sometimes what would happen if these people got elected. You probably wouldn't be able to tell.
It's obvious if you read her in-depth analysis of modern economic theory (entitled 'How Econ Dies') that she's in league with the SuperBugs.
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