Rosie trashes tiny dog

It was only a matter of time.

Daytime doyenne Rosie O'Donnell, who has already deflated such celebrity hot-air balloons as The Donald and Kelly Ripa with searing, yet subtly pointed poetic attacks, has turned her literary cruise missile of honesty on one of the great internet strongholds of trivia and irrelevance: the tiny dog site.

Imagine tiny dog's surprise when she happened to stumble upon Rosie's latest bromide, which has since been pulled due to a lethal counterattack waged by the tiny dog legal team. On January 24, 2007, Rosie writes:

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the tiny dog site
whored out to America
random content
can't fix the broken
moral compass

questions...

did u think the masses would not smell a rat?
yes
did u think yr site would escape the trth?
yes

u talk about trivia while America burns
i don't want to say
Guantanamo Bay
Iraq and WMD, global warming, think much?

u think u amuse
not so
clowns frown behind the smiles
yes

Ur web site a 404 of moral measure

In a misty cloud of pink vapor

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Rosie, let me say this. Upon few things do I agree with Donald Trump, but on his recent words, we both agree: "Rosie will rue the words she said." Oh yes, Rosie. Revenge will be mine.