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May 11, 2001
Dear Tiny-dog
monsters!
As I sit
here I can only weep uncontrollably for the loss of the our fellow
brethren, the bees. I hope for a better place for these sad denizens
who's only crime was setting up a home too close to imitation-raid
wielding maniacal human killers. If I listen now, I can hear their
sad pleas of remorse, their uncontrollable wails of pain as they
must have struggled mightily in the grip of aerosol death!
There is
one less creature of love in our world. I light a candle for your
plight oh yellow and black brothers, I am in mourning for your
unfortunate and untimely demise. I must go now for I am out of
tissue.
Yours in
great sadness and sickly sweet nurturing pain...
Mac and the
fuzzies...Aka,
A friend of banan
ps...where
do you get that stuff? I have a brutal mess of ants to rid myself
of..
~~~
Dear
Mac and associated carpet sharks, as well as defenders of beedom
globewide,
The
offices of tiny dog have been utterly inundated with letters of
solidaridy for the innocent bees who were callously fumigated
several nights ago, as detailed on the
site.
You
may be interested to hear that it was discovered not a week later
by a private investigator that a certain tiny dog site creator
was seen fraternizing with a well-known media celebrity and bee,
Bee Arthur, at a White Sox game in Chicago, as evidenced by this
top-secret photograph.
The
unfolding scandal to which this points is too epic for our consideration
here on the letters page until more details are leaked by our
informants. Until that time I urge bee-defenders everywhere to
stay tuned to this sordid breaking story.
signed,
tiny
dog.
ps:
fred meyer was the supplier of the wasp death spray used in the
bee raid.
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