dear tiny-dog,

I love tiny-dog, and i want to be able to share it with all my friends. unfortunately, most of them are homeless and don't have access to a computer. do you have a print edition?

signed,

anonymous

Dear anonymous,

Ok, I am doubting that your friends are actually homeless, which is a grave situation, but will respond all the same. As you may have read on the art page, the print edition of tiny-dog's parent company, Uberhoot, was offline and photocopied for the masses in the years 1996 and 1997. In that time, I made the following discoveries about print publications:

• They are expensive. Actually, hosting a domain is almost as bad... but not quite.
• They are super time consuming and usually require the presence of the staff (Nupper) to assist with the drawing, taping, mock-upping, and photocopying production tasks. As we have previously noted, Nupper is unavailable indefinitely while on a work shift that has so far lasted since before Christmas without even a bathroom break.
• When you are done and have all the issues, there is no one to give them to unless youare still in college.
• Still they are cool though.
• Oh well.

signed,

tiny dog.

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