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May
2 , 2001
Dear tiny-dog;
Sorry I have
been out of touch lately, I have been ____________ and I know
that's no excuse. I am really looking forward to seeing a spinning
pie on your site, maybe Mr. Nuppers is afflicted with hot dog
fingers???
It clearly
says on the commercial NOT to leave the broken tablets on a dresser
where somebody might handle them, beats me how you're supposed
to take 'em without handling them. Anyway, that's none of my business
but I sure like your site even though I'm no dog lover. I saw
The Cougar, I hope that isn't what constitutes equal time for
cats, although I am probably in the minority on that one.
Sometimes...that's
all I have there, sometimes. I always wanted to start a sentence
with sometimes. Now I have one that ends in sometimes too. I hope
you have an editor that can "spruce" up this letter
a bit, I admit I have nothing to say but life is not always perfect
is it? Sometimes.
Always,
Chester Tokens
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Dear
Chester,
The
revelation that you have been ____________ instead of writing
tiny dog was indeed a shock to the editorial staff. However, we
thank you for your dream-realted submission, and assure that it
shall soon appear on the site.
Re:
the spinning pie, Mr. J. Q. Nupper has been afflicted with work-itis
and has literally been on one unbroken work shift since December
of 2000. Thus he has yet to contribute any artistic embellishments
to tiny dog, at all. We fervently await the day when Mr N has
a more flexible schedule that allows for creative pursuits, as
we in the editorial department are woefully underqualified to
undertake the graphic rendering of a pie, much less one that moves.
We
assure you that the above letter has not been tainted by any editorial
sprucing and appears in its natural state, as we here at tiny
dog speak out vehemently against unnecessarily augmented body
parts, robots employed as home servants, and edited letters to
the editor.
unenhancedly
yours,
tiny
dog
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