Letters to tiny dog

May 2 , 2001

Dear tiny-dog;

Sorry I have been out of touch lately, I have been ____________ and I know that's no excuse. I am really looking forward to seeing a spinning pie on your site, maybe Mr. Nuppers is afflicted with hot dog fingers???

It clearly says on the commercial NOT to leave the broken tablets on a dresser where somebody might handle them, beats me how you're supposed to take 'em without handling them. Anyway, that's none of my business but I sure like your site even though I'm no dog lover. I saw The Cougar, I hope that isn't what constitutes equal time for cats, although I am probably in the minority on that one.

Sometimes...that's all I have there, sometimes. I always wanted to start a sentence with sometimes. Now I have one that ends in sometimes too. I hope you have an editor that can "spruce" up this letter a bit, I admit I have nothing to say but life is not always perfect is it? Sometimes.

Always,
Chester Tokens

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Dear Chester,

The revelation that you have been ____________ instead of writing tiny dog was indeed a shock to the editorial staff. However, we thank you for your dream-realted submission, and assure that it shall soon appear on the site.

Re: the spinning pie, Mr. J. Q. Nupper has been afflicted with work-itis and has literally been on one unbroken work shift since December of 2000. Thus he has yet to contribute any artistic embellishments to tiny dog, at all. We fervently await the day when Mr N has a more flexible schedule that allows for creative pursuits, as we in the editorial department are woefully underqualified to undertake the graphic rendering of a pie, much less one that moves.

We assure you that the above letter has not been tainted by any editorial sprucing and appears in its natural state, as we here at tiny dog speak out vehemently against unnecessarily augmented body parts, robots employed as home servants, and edited letters to the editor.

unenhancedly yours,

tiny dog

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