- What (insert
name of third rate actress with one 'breakout'oscar nominated
performance as girlfriend of big actor to her credit) is wearing
to the The Oscars
- What the
Mc Mansion homes of idiotic sub-literate 19 year old pop music
flavors of the month with record deals look like on the inside
- What anyone
says on public access or the "obscure public servants rambling
into microphone channel" no matter how civically do-goodery
or earnest it may seem
- Any sort
of documentary featuring drunk people getting arrested
- Montages
of uninspired professional sports highlights played to the tune
of "Dream On" or other meaty power hit
- Commercials
that feature long montages of urban scenes and vague 'every day'
type moments like boarding subways that attempt to evoke the seamless
marriage of life and technology, to the tune of electronic music,
advertising indistinctly named technology products not actually
shown or described
- Country
music videos about family men who wear tight pants and drive big
trucks, women who spin barefoot in open fields, yet wear uncomfortable
push-up bras, or that feature any kind of weather as a metaphor
(say, a stormy sky during a song about a breakup)
- Travel channel
programs supposedly about "top vacation spots" that
feature 60 minutes of close-up shots on women's asses in bikini
bottoms (I guess if you are a creepy male its ok to think this
kind of thing is entertaining, I just say, if you're going to
drink a Pabst, don't tell me its a Lemon Pepsi)
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