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Dear Tiny
Dog,
If the meaning
of your site is not dog-related, then wassup with the title, "Tiny
Dog"?
The amount of confusion you are causing is astounding! Hmmmm....I
know! Ferrets! Ferrets are like Tiny Dogs! Of course, one is not
tempted to try drop-kicking a ferret similar to being tempted
to drop-kick the Llasa Apsos they see being practically dragged
down the street by their owners.
I think you
need a ferret picture to spice up your web site, or have Mr. Ferret
stand in for Mr. Tick when he needs to go on vacation.
Just a thought.....keep
up the good work!
Tiny Dog
Fan (web site fan, that is)
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Dear
friend of the ferret,
As
our latest picture gallery can attest, the original reason for
the site name “tiny dog” can in fact be traced back
to a single dog—Nora the Min Pin. As some of you know, the
personality traits for which Nora is known – yapping, bold
manipulation of others, greed, sleeping inside of pillowcases,
kicking dirt into the faces of enemies--- are traits that we aspire
to emulate and encourage in society at large through the dispersal
of random content value.
It
is generally acknowledged that much confusion has arisen from
this site name to the point that the site has in fact received
several letters asking for medical advice about tiny dogs (the
fools!) The only way that we can allow for the ferret to rise
up and replace this Min Pin as the namesake and representative
of the site is for a qualified ferret to face Nora the Min Pin
in a fight to the death. Nora has this to say to any interested
ferret: “Bring it on, cat-faced tube sock!”
Signed,
Tiny
dog.
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