Dear
Mr. Tick,
I
have an insane cat. I feel I must explain. I also have a few ferrets
(7) and they tend to cause my feline to exhibit symtoms that are
contrary to "cat-norm". So I feel that B.C. (Black Cat) actually
thinks that he is a ferret. He does ferret things like play under
blankets, bite ankles etc....you get the idea. As if it weren't
bad enough, but I feel that the fuzz ball is suffering from a
distinctive image problem. He tends to do some quite neurotic
things like sitting and chewing on rubber bands or attacking a
person for no apparent reason other than to inflict serious bodily
harm to appendages. I've had it up to here! (and I'm running out
of body parts!) On top of it all, my finace likes to pull the
poor animal's tail when he least expects it. What's a poor ower
to do?!?!?
Signed,
Ruffled
Fur
Friend,
Fortunately
for you and your situation, friend, Mr. Tick spent his Christmas
closely observing the behavior of two felines to get to the root
of whether or not the above behavior you describe is in fact common
to felines, or a peculiar and ferret-induced abberation present
only in your own cat.
Mr.
Tick has definitively concluded the following behaviors to be
strictly within statistical cat norms:
- Playing
under blankets
- Biting
ankles
- Attacking
a person for no apparent reason other than to inflict serious
bodily harm to appendages
- Climbing
on you when you are playing video games and sleeping on the
wrist that you need to use the controller
- Walking
across computer keyboards, launching applications and turning
off the brightness control
- Waking
from a dead sleep suddenly and launching into an insane fit
of hunting other cat to the death
These
are but a few of the seemingly abberant behaviors that are in
fact widely observed in this strange creature we call the cat.
Therefore Mr. Tick scientifically concludes that your cat's behavior
deviates from cat norms only in the following respect: he is not
eating the ferrets.
Peace to
you friend,
Mr. Tick
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