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August 2002|anpanman

Well, Tiny Dog recently found herself in Japan again-- she is not sure how she got there, what precisely she was there for, or even anything about the incredibly humid resort town, Miyazaki, in which she ended up. The only thing that can be confirmed is that she found something very strange in the Miyazaki airport called ANPANMAN, which she purchased straightaway.

What is Anpanman?

Firstly it must be noted that there appears to be a large market in Japan for little tiny cartoon characters that you can clip to cell phones. Cell phones in Japan are a great marvel of modern technology featuring full color screens, wireless web browsing and stereo sound, and also contain little rings to attach cartoon characters to.

It is senseless for any visiting American to purchase these clip ons, because our American cell phones not only feature tuneless Atari 2600 ring tones and only four lines of black and white text, but also smooth cases with nowhere to attach anything.

Nonplussed, tiny dog snatched this ANPANMAN clip on from the airport gift store rack, knowing that, since it was explained entirely in Japanese on the package, there was no hope of understanding much more about it, aside from the fact that it would never be attached to a cell phone in the states.

But wait! Enter the Web.

ANPANMAN, as the Web informed me, is a Japanese superhero who is a living bread man born in a bakery, who flies around feeding parts of his head to the starving as a public service. The creature at far left --the clip on I purchased-- alas, is not ANPANMAN at all, but rather one of his sidekicks, Dokinchan, a kindly female germ. To the near left is actually pictured our bread-headed friend. To sort out this and other ANPANMAN issues, visit this informative fan site (but beware of a loud MIDI song!)

To learn about Cheese the dog, Shokupanman, whose "head is a slice of white bread and he is the patron superman of school lunches" and others, see the ANPANMAN FAQ.

It aint easy to catch any information about ANPANMAN online, unless you read Japanese, but you can catch some of his comics here.

ANPANMAN is no trifling matter in Japan. He has his own museum which seems "Peanuts"-like in magnitude. This raises the question of why he is not better known in the states. The original fan site I linked to had this to say on the subject of ANPAN's international appeal:

"To a non-Japanese person, the concept of a living bread superman who fights giant germs and feeds the hungry with pieces of his head may seem bizarre."

Indeed. But not as bizarre as the sad state of cell phone technology in the USA. For now, I'll clip Dokinchan to my computer bag...

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