Border Sauce: Fire / My sauce is an honor student at Taco Middle School

This is clearly the sauce packet writer's attempt to lampoon the popular, if smug habit of festooning one's minivan with stickers proclaiming the academic achievement of one's offspring in middling local school systems. This particular packet is, if we are to suspend our disbelief for the sake of this campaign, the mother of a packet who attends the Taco Middle School, and since the running joke of the taco packet campaign is that the sauces are sort of billboards for their own thoughts, this packet is awkwardly, also both the sticker and the minivan.